You have not kicked us. Therefore you eat babies.

vampireapologist: vampireapologist: this is well and truly...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:00:17 -0700

vampireapologist:

this is well and truly probably nearly the funniest moment in all of homestuck 2 me. I read this nearly 9 years ago, and it has stuck with me since

“borderline pornorgraphic”

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:00:19 -0700

bornite: simplystormie: elfroots420: who needs ghosts? haunt your own house. wander around your...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:00:12 -0700

bornite:

simplystormie:

elfroots420:

who needs ghosts? haunt your own house. wander around your own living room wailing and crying

I do already ghosts hate me because I do their job for them

Millennials killing the haunting industry.

ladyorpheus: hollowedskin: cah: A few weeks ago, we exhibited at Emerald City Comicon. Typically...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:00:29 -0700

ladyorpheus:

hollowedskin:

cah:

A few weeks ago, we exhibited at Emerald City Comicon. Typically when we attend conventions, we try to create some spectacle that captures people’s attention and sells games. Like the time we brought a marching band to PAX Australia.

At ECCC, we set up a “Pay What You Want” booth and encouraged people to give us any amount of money in exchange for our games. We put games on a table, set up some signs, stood off to the side, and waited to see what would happen.

We brought 2000 games. Before the convention began, we took bets on what would happen:

Tom thought we’d sell out in a few hours.

Alex thought we’d run out on the of the second day of the con.

Trin thought that we would not run out of games because we are no longer cool or relevant.

Jenn got a fever and didn’t know what was happening.

We were all wrong.

The doors opened, and attendees swarmed the booth. Within five minutes attendees realized they could just take games and walk away. A small group grabbed armfuls of free games and left, but most people paid something. Within an hour, the booth looked like this:

We ran out of games in 51 minutes.and made $8042.48, or 18.7% of the games’ retail value. In other words, we lost $685.44 per minute.

Attendees put lots of other stuff in the payment box too.

Some things you put in our box:

Five Canadian Dollars ($3.72 USD)

Ten Euros ($10.66 USD)

Eighty Philippine Pesos ($1.59 USD)

One Chinese Yuan ($0.14 USD)

One Cubone Pokemon Card, XY Breakthrough (Avg price - $0.68 USD)

One Magic: The Gathering Eternal Masters booster pack wrapper (No Value)

One handwritten “Any Pizza Free” and “Twisted Flicks + KPC” Coupon from a Papa Murphy’s in Kirkland, WA (Estimated Value $25.00 USD)

One $1 Bill folded into a bowtie ($1.00 USD)

One “FeelTheBurn.org” $1 bill. ($1.00 USD)

Two halves of a $1 bill ($1.00 USD )

Once we sold out, we had to figure out what to do with our booth space.

On Saturday, we gave our space to artists who weren’t able to get a table at the con. People showed up to exhibit cosplay horns, board games, recycled journals, and comic art.

On the last day of the con, we set up a station for mailing letters to representatives.

We provided pens, paper, postage, envelopes, writing tips, and the address of every US Senator.

Over 200 letters were written by con attendees, including the most bad ass Imperator Furiosa cosplayer we’ve ever seen.

We’re still waiting on Immortan Trump’s response.

cards against humanity is run by the pure force of chaos I stg. I like what they did with their booth after tho

The definition of chaotic good

themasterpupil: There’s a glitch in the matrix

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:00:21 -0700

themasterpupil:

There’s a glitch in the matrix

Actual text conversation with my absolute madman of a brother

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:00:24 -0700

constellations-and-energy:

constellations-and-energy:

Brother, out of absolutely nowhere: I put a boogie dollar down

Me: What the fuck does this mean

Him: I think so

Him: Mama’s got the nasty jam

Me: What a completely uninformative answer to my question

Him: This gig gonna slash me hips

HE ASKED HOW LAID BACK I THOUGHT HE WAS AND I SAID TOO FUCKIN LAID BACK AND HE SAID “I KNEW IT” AND SENT ME THIS FUCKING THING

I AM FURIOUS

vivalatinamerica: Patagonia, Chile | José Senna

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:00:25 -0700

vivalatinamerica:

Patagonia, Chile | José Senna

bunjywunjy: listener-blue: gloriousruin: slumberinggirl: Oh my...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:00:18 -0700

bunjywunjy:

listener-blue:

gloriousruin:

slumberinggirl:

Oh my god

Jesus fuckin Christ..

@concentrated-sunshine

I like how he managed to both destroy a laptop and annoy a hamster in pursuit of reading the newspaper

milkchocolateowl: milkchocolateowl: imsoofuckingsad: 30 day free trial of being ok op wheres the...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:00:22 -0700

milkchocolateowl:

milkchocolateowl:

imsoofuckingsad:

30 day free trial of being ok

op wheres the link

wheres the link op

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 20:00:19 -0700

official-sachsen-anhalt: trapperweasel: ethanredotter: trappe...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:00:23 -0700

official-sachsen-anhalt:

trapperweasel:

ethanredotter:

trapperweasel:

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away.

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

iesuuyr: by Chao-Wei Juan

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:00:26 -0700

iesuuyr:

by Chao-Wei Juan

rainbowrecesses: thelovelybones124: Ima just leave this here....

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 08:00:17 -0700

rainbowrecesses:

thelovelybones124:

Ima just leave this here. No one should get offended by any of this because this is literally saying “treat your son like a human being so he can understand himself as he goes through life”

How about, well damn…..

captainsnoop:the donald trump animatronic at disneyland’s hall...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 04:00:18 -0700

captainsnoop:

the donald trump animatronic at disneyland’s hall of presidents looks like they made an animatronic for hillary, went “oh fuck” and stretched a hastily-made donald trump skin over hillary’s facial structure

stealthboy: stealthboy: fun fact: the infamous hell is real...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 20:00:11 -0700

stealthboy:

stealthboy:

fun fact: the infamous hell is real sign is about halfway between where I go to college and my moms house, so it’s become common practice to text her an out of context “hell is real” message to let her know I’m getting close when I visit

And if that’s not the best summary of Ohio I don’t know what is

moms coming to visit

dramaticbackstory: bob-belcher: Best thing I’ve heard all...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:00:13 -0700

dramaticbackstory:

bob-belcher:

Best thing I’ve heard all day

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

bilingual-culture:Bilingual culture is having an academic vocabulary in the exact same language in...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:00:18 -0700

bilingual-culture:

Bilingual culture is having an academic vocabulary in the exact same language in which you can’t remember the names of any fruits or household appliances.

glitchlight: evilbuildingsblog: A church in Norway built in 1181...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:00:10 -0700

glitchlight:

evilbuildingsblog:

A church in Norway built in 1181 without any nails.

of all the things to highlight about this building the lack of nails is not the thing I would have expected

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 04:00:16 -0700

flowerais: you have to get yourself out of bad places. you need to resist the temptation to let...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 20:00:11 -0700

flowerais:

you have to get yourself out of bad places. you need to resist the temptation to let everything slip and become apathetic & cynical toward yourself and your life. you need to accept that it takes time to change and it’s ok to fall over as long as u get back up. every morning is a new start and things don’t have to be this way forever. you can heal and you can change.