this is well and truly probably nearly the funniest moment in all of homestuck 2 me. I read this nearly 9 years ago, and it has stuck with me since

“borderline pornorgraphic”
this is well and truly probably nearly the funniest moment in all of homestuck 2 me. I read this nearly 9 years ago, and it has stuck with me since

“borderline pornorgraphic”
Ima just leave this here. No one should get offended by any of this because this is literally saying “treat your son like a human being so he can understand himself as he goes through life”
How about, well damn…..
Oh my god
Jesus fuckin Christ..
I like how he managed to both destroy a laptop and annoy a hamster in pursuit of reading the newspaper
fun fact: the infamous hell is real sign is about halfway between where I go to college and my moms house, so it’s become common practice to text her an out of context “hell is real” message to let her know I’m getting close when I visit
And if that’s not the best summary of Ohio I don’t know what is

moms coming to visit
A church in Norway built in 1181 without any nails.
of all the things to highlight about this building the lack of nails is not the thing I would have expected
Something about working in Wildlife and natural resources in general is there’s always someone who is absolutely fine working outside in like a category four hurricane, tornado coming down the road, lighting striking a nearby tree, acting like they don’t notice.
And I’d accept them and ignore their apparent death wish if not for the fact that this type of person ALWAYS is also the type of person who thinks they’re the normal one.
Tornado sirens will be going off and I’ll be like “looks like we have to call it a day”
And they’ll be like “we’ll……I mean if YOU want to go in just because it’s storming I guess we can put off this work but that’ll make it a hassle later…”
And everyone else is like you know what’s a bigger hassle
Being Dead
This is the guy who wants to finish measuring the stream when there’s literally a wildfire approaching and the firefighters are trying to evacuate us.
I’ve met this guy. I hate him.
GOD YEAH!!!!
