There’s a glitch in the matrix
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Ima just leave this here. No one should get offended by any of this because this is literally saying “treat your son like a human being so he can understand himself as he goes through life”
How about, well damn…..
Oh my god
Jesus fuckin Christ..
I like how he managed to both destroy a laptop and annoy a hamster in pursuit of reading the newspaper
fun fact: the infamous hell is real sign is about halfway between where I go to college and my moms house, so it’s become common practice to text her an out of context “hell is real” message to let her know I’m getting close when I visit
And if that’s not the best summary of Ohio I don’t know what is

moms coming to visit
A church in Norway built in 1181 without any nails.
of all the things to highlight about this building the lack of nails is not the thing I would have expected
this is well and truly probably nearly the funniest moment in all of homestuck 2 me. I read this nearly 9 years ago, and it has stuck with me since

“borderline pornorgraphic”






